Turnpike Comics 6: Waiting List

I can't think of any witty comments for this one...

-Matt

Turnpike Comics 5: Rawr

I personally like this one the most so far, I spent a lot of time on the first row. And yes, the hard work was thinking of random Facebook thingies...those pictures were copied and pasted until panel four.

I have no shame LMAO :(

-Matt

Turnpike Comics 5: Ninjas

Sorry that the comics are so short, longer comics coming in a few days.

-Matt

Turnpike Comics 4: Yo Momma

Yo momma so DUMB she stuck a lightbulb on her face and said "LOOK AT ME! I'M BRIGHT!"

Actually, that's smart. I will now do that.

Does anyone here have a lightbulb and a lighter?

-Matt

Turnpike Comics 3: The Trust Game

It's easy playing the Trust Game with elephants...or is that just my delusions?
Also, if you're wondering, nice rainbow monkey on your forehead. It matches your clothes, which are dancing to Michael Jackson.
I need help.
-Matt

Turnpike Comics 2: Orange McGuy

No one can defeat...TYPEWRITER FONT MAN!!!!!!
-Matt

Turnpike Comic 1: Smells Like Meat

Flowers love the smell of cows.

Also, if you are wondering, flowers get their milk from the super market just like everybody else.

-Matt